dimestorepoet:

guineapiggin:

oh you read fanfiction and know more about gay sex than people your age would you like an award

yes please

(via bingchandler)

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

(via kellinqwinn)

hhawkeye:

when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

(via prejudicegatedcommunity)

mosferatu:

when you shave your legs and miss an entire strip of hair down your whole calf

(via iancrawfuck)

beyoncebeytwice:

my 12 year old cousin was at a school dance tonight and got her first period literally  blood on the dance floor

(via alexsaskarth)